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I'M HERE TO KILL YOU - NEXT TIME KEEP THAT
CHAIN LETTER GOING
Send 10 of these shirts to 10 people and
tell them to do the same. Soon you'll be rich. Ok, I'll
be rich.
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TOKIN' WHITE GUY
Marijuana experiences are often
misunderstood and under-appreciated -- not only by
non-users, but even by some users, especially young
people who are interested mainly in promoting
sociability and fun.
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SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS
ARE WHITE PEOPLE
White people can be well mannered, but try
to avoid them in large groups.
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SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH
Just
close your eyes and think of Carrot Top until the
feeling passes.
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
Shirts
for the happy.
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PUT MY WILLY WONKA
IN YOUR CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or
two. The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with lube and
makes your ass taste good.
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THE GIRL I'M TALKING TO
IS SUCH A BITCH
You're running out to pick up something
for you mom from the grocery store. Before you hop in
the car, do you primp?
(Phrase is
on the back of the shirt)
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I'M UGLY ON THE INSIDE TOO
When
you're feeling down about what you see in the mirror,
don't grab for that gray coat. Put on a bright color to
kick you back into gear. For example, try red, the most
energetic color in the spectrum.
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I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.
Tired of hearing the same cliche shit when
flaunting your delicious goodies down the street? Don't
even talk back, just wear the shirt.
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TO: WOMEN - FROM: GOD
You know that you're God's gift to women.
Now you have the shirt to prove it.
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MY IDEA INVOLVES MIDGETS AND PORN (I WILL
GIVE MORE INFORMATION UPON REQUEST)
Like vaginal fluid and horseshoes, some
things just naturally go together.
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RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY
of saying I love you
Don't wear this within 100 yards of
another t-shirt.
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ATKINS APPROVED
You're
delicious (whether you are a guy or girl)...without all
the extra carbs.
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GONE FISTING
T-Shirt Hell: T-Shirts for lovers.
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THIS IS MY CLONE
This
is a genetic duplicate of another funny
t-shirt.
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PLAIN CLOTHES COP
Perfect
for stakeouts.
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MELLO KITTY
This is my cat's Pot t-shirt.
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